( Nope can not say the T word today)
Today I will not repeat myself. (That is a hard one
Today I am not going to show cleavage. (To easy to do)
Today I am not going to watch my diet. (Two pieces of Chocolate cake please.)
I am wearing conspicuous earrings today ( some gaddy things the kids gave me)
I am not accepting the word "senior citizen' today ( no I won't ask for the senior discount even)
I am going to sing out loud today ( Why didn't I think of that before, nobody here but Marty and the dog, and she is outside and Marty will join me,lol)
I am not going to apologize for my memory lapses. ( Marty and I both Have CRS any way)
I am not going to tolerate bigots. ( Just thought I would throw that in for fun)
I am not going to get even. (That's God's job, I have enough to do."
I will not hold back the tears. ( I have extra mascara and handi wipes)
I am not going to put on a happy face if I don't want to. ( I'm going to practice wry disbelief, undisguised disgust, and righteous indignation)
I am not going to write down anything that can't be read out loud in court. ( The whole world reads what I run my mouth about any way)
I will not be defined by the company I keep.( Even birds of a feather don't flock together. Why should we?)
I am not going to even try to bargain with God (He keeps records)
I am not going to walk for the exercise ( But for the joy of Gods green earth)
I won't share my grandkids graciously. ( They are my grandkids and I want them now. The other grandparents can have them when they start driving me crazy...then out they go)
I won't search for past lives. ( This one is already more then I can handle, thank you very much)
And lastly I will not allow worry or despair mist over gratitude ( I will just look out the window and be thankful for this beautiful day)
I hope you all have a beautiful uneventful calm Coffee Break today.